It burns!

In case your day is somehow lacking in snark, I offer you:
http://www.happyplace.com/3645/the-best-obnoxious-responses-to-misspellings-on-facebook
I can't decide which one I like best. The girl who can't figure out how to "write a 4page Essay on 'Why Education Important'" is definitely a contender.

Then there is:
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
Most of these are evidence that stupid people have sex, too. But there are also some truly awesome randoms like

Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.

And this is definitely my pick for WINNER:

Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him.

There is, however, enough stupid that I recommend wearing your oven mitts.