Why I love my wife, today's edition

[drwex]

(edited down from IM chat)

Me: I'm really frustrated today. $RANT and also $RANT.

Her: OK

Me: Wow, I guess I'm grumpier than I thought.

Her: You looking for help or sympathy?

Me: Mostly a check to see if I'm overreacting.

Her: See if you can turn off the judgmental voice in your head long enough to see things without your assumptions/interpretations.

Me: $PERSON pissed me off by doing $THING.

Her: $PERSON can kiss my ass.

(I literally burst out laughing at that point and ended up having to explain things in general terms to my cow orkers.)

Me: Gods, I love you.