In the What the HELL WERE YOU THINKING? category

[drwex]

...we have a winner:

19-year-old Corinne Coyle was treating herself to a cocktail consisting of Baileys, chili, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin, as well as a "secret ingredient," at a Greek resort when her body reacted violently to the mixture, causing her head to swell.

I've got nothing to add to that.