Best Flight Attendant Speech EVAR

[drwex]

This is from June of last year and has over 400,000 hits so you've probably seen it already but I had not. Hilarious.

Comments

[sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com]

Ok now I can't breathe. That was AWESOME!

[vibrantabyss.livejournal.com]

This. This is someone doing their job *right*, and doing the right job, too.

[mizarchivist]

Well played.

[ceo]

Southwest is famous for this kind of thing. Though it was on an America West flight where I heard "and just in case you have not ridden in an automobile since 1965, this, ladies and gentlemen, is a seatbelt! You need a seatbelt because we will be going very very very fast."

Whoever did the subtitles missed "disabling or destroying any smoke dectector or webcam in the lavatories..."

[rednikki.livejournal.com]

I've heard a few variants on that (sometimes VERY variant) given by several Southwest crew members. I like that they let them have a sense of humor on that airline.