Conversation, chez nous

[drwex]

I have returned from having (YET ANOTHER, sheesh) tire replaced on the car. I explain to the children: "I have a contradiction!"
"What is that?" they ask.
Me: My car is working again, but it has been re-tired.

Thing 1 groans loudly at me. I protest - what was wrong with that?
Thing 1: C'mon, dad, that pun was groan-worthy.
Me: Oh, so it's an adult?
Thing 1: What?
Me: It's groan up!

He bopped me on the head with the plastic lid, then went to tell his brother about it.

Comments

AWESOME

[sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com]

It's so nice we can kid around with him now.
That was great!

[yendi]

Well played, sir.

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

<3

[tshuma]

then went to tell his brother about it.

With terrible puns, it's really best to spread the pain around, after all.