I'm not available to do this, but want to mention that when cattitude had oral surgery they said he had to be accompanied by the "responsible adult of [his] choosing." They were fine with the two of us taking a cab from the dentist's office back to our apartment, as long as I stayed with him and was willing to let him lean on me a bit if necessary. What they didn't want was for him to be dropped off at our front door, make his own way inside, and be alone for any significant chunk of the next few hours.

We speculated that the phrasing "responsible adult of your choosing" was deliberately broad, to include coworkers, casual acquaintances, and maybe even neighbors looking for a bit of spare cash. This was when Cattitude was working for Microsoft, and apparently it was fairly common for people to get hired there, have dental insurance for the first time in their lives, and therefore be catching up on dental work that they should have had sooner. A lot of those people were also hundreds or thousands of miles from home and from where they'd gone to school, and hadn't really had time to make friends in the area.