unseelie noted that RAW has a blog (
http://robertantonwilson.blogspot.com/). One of the entries is this, which is just f'ing perfect:
Wavy Gravy once asked a Zen Roshi, "What happens after death?"
The Roshi replied, "I don't know."
Wavy protested, "But you're a Zen Master!"
"Yes," the Roshi admitted, "but I'm not a dead Zen Master."