Doesn't everyone have conversations like this with their kids?

L woke Pygment up too early this AM so she's been a bit more snappish than her usual tolerant self.

L: Daddy! Guess what?
Me: What?
L: Guess what Mommy told me I could do with my truck?
Me: Was it printable?

Shortly thereafter, L is hanging over my left shoulder, staring at my computer screen.

Me: Please don't stand there staring at my screen.
- L moves to the other side -
Pygment: Now you're standing over Daddy's *other* shoulder.
L: You're not helping!

(While shoveling I tried unsuccessfully to filk on the following theme:
I'm dreaming of a brown Christmas
One where I don't have to shovel every thing I know.)

Doesn't everyone have conversations like this with their kids?

L woke Pygment up too early this AM so she's been a bit more snappish than her usual tolerant self.

L: Daddy! Guess what?
Me: What?
L: Guess what Mommy told me I could do with my truck?
Me: Was it printable?

Shortly thereafter, L is hanging over my left shoulder, staring at my computer screen.

Me: Please don't stand there staring at my screen.
- L moves to the other side -
Pygment: Now you're standing over Daddy's *other* shoulder.
L: You're not helping!

(While shoveling I tried unsuccessfully to filk on the following theme:
I'm dreaming of a brown Christmas
One where I don't have to shovel every thing I know.)