In the fine tradition of comedy duos everywhere

Last night...

00:30
Brain: OK, c'mon, bedtime already.
Body: We're not tired! No, really.
Brain: Don't care. Let's go lie down and snuggle the wife.
Body: OK, but it's too warm...zzzzz!

02:00
Body: We're awake!
Brain: Oh, hell no. Roll over, close the eyes.
Body: OK, but we're really awa.... zzzz

06:00
Body: We're awake!
Brain: Ugh, is that a status report or did someone spill their lunch?
Body: Hey, you've been making poor eating choices for the last two days; we're just cleaning up the mess.
Brain: Fair cop, let's go to the bathroom.

06:10
Body: We're awake!
Brain: Yeah, OK but let's try some more sleep.
Body: We're awake!
Brain: Hush. Run program Snuggle Wife again.
Body: Too warm, we're AWAKE!
Brain: I'm not listening, I'm meditating.
Body: La la la hmm, la la la
Brain: I'm not listening... wait, what? Bathroom again? Right, I give up, let's go.

06:30
Body & Brain exit, stage left