Well THAT didn't go as planned

Next medical update. This one has some unpleasantness in it so we'll be cutting the whole thing.

tl;dr I'm home, stable, and not sure what my week is going to look like.
( so what, exactly, happened? )

So, anyone got a car and not busy on Tuesday? They won't let me drive myself home nor call a cab/Lyft - has to be a "responsible person".