I have clearly amused myself

[drwex]

Pygment and I are getting dressed in the bedroom...

Me: I have discovered...
Pygment: *opens bathrobe, flashes naked chest at me*
Me: BOOBIES!
Pygment: *tolerant grin*
Me: I am the great Italian explorer Gazongas and I name this land for me!
*by this point I'm laughing so hard I can't stand up straight*
Pygment: Clearly you've amused yourself.
Me: A great discovery!

...

Me: I'm totally blogging this.
Pygment: I knew you would.