Bell, Whistles, Gifts, and Help please

[drwex]

I have a desire to find a gift for a young-at-heart adult that has literal bells and whistles on it. The obvious train solutions either seem to lack one or the other, or to be aimed at the very juvenile who are presumed to be the only ones who enjoy such things.

So I turn to you, my esteemed readers - what kind of gift can you suggest that has bells (one or more), whistles (one or more) and is NOT made of bright primary-colored plastic?