More evidence that I am a Bad Man

[drwex]

Wifey denies Child something he wants. He slumps off, the picture of dejection.

Wifey: Why do I suddenly feel like the evil mother?
Me: Because you are.
Wifey: Some help you are!
Me: I'm sorry, did you come to the Reality Check Department looking for sympathy?
Wifey: Well, yeah. I made the right application, just in the wrong place.
Me: Oh, no. It's "Being Hit on the Head" lessons in here!

Later we re-learned that it's impossible to zerbert someone when you're laughing.

Comments

[c1.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but you're both in violation of the Strange Sketch Act. I'm afraid I'll have to take you downtown to see the magistrate.

[tigira.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha.
I know that about zerberts. I love reading your odd exchanges, too. It's so real.