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At the Burlington Mall they have installed a... raised portion of road. It's not your standard blob of asphalt speed bump. There are similar things in East Cambridge.

On the way out of the mall with Pygment, I spotted the sign for this thing. It said
Speed Hump

I'm quite sure they didn't mean it to be read that way. It's a noun, right, not a performative.

Date: 2008-04-06 08:10 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mangosteen
I do admit getting a small juvenile laugh out of seeing the signs "Humps for 320m" in Cambridge, UK.

Date: 2008-04-06 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifecollage.livejournal.com
Oh, true, they might be scoring for time over distance.

Date: 2008-04-06 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnad.livejournal.com
I was amused that they call them humps in the UK as well.

My grandmother used to call the "sleeping policemen".

Date: 2008-04-06 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awfief.livejournal.com
They're officially called "traffic tables" but yeah, "speed hump" is nice. There are signs that say "beware speed hump" and wonder what kind of a warning that really is......is it for the mallrat boys you might pick up?

Date: 2008-04-06 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifecollage.livejournal.com
Oh...oh dear. Thank you -- I desperately needed that laugh.

My only question is: Are they timing for bpm or duration?

Date: 2008-04-06 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hammercock.livejournal.com
Is speed humping a natural consequence of speed dating? :)

Date: 2008-04-06 10:00 pm (UTC)
cos: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cos
The ones in Cambridge, if you're referring to what I think you are, are technically called "raised devices" by the city. A raised device sounds like something one might (speed) hump on.

Date: 2008-04-07 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com
I think they have those signs in NJ, too, because Tiger Boy has mentioned that they get stolen a lot. >:-)

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