This is my brain on WTF

[drwex]

Central lesson of last night's dreams:

It is VERY hard to do kung fu while wearing roller skates.

Comments

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Jackie Chan could make it work.

[stevie-stever.livejournal.com]

Assuming he ever learned how to skate...

[sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com]

This is exactly what I said.

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

See now, I KNEW it was a good idea!

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Indeed, a cursory glance at IMdb does not show overlap between "roller-skating" and "kung-fu".

[dpolicar]

especially when they're on your feet.

[quezz.livejournal.com]

I've seen kungfu and skateboard, and kungfu and skis. Not rollerskates.

Half of me wants to write Jackie Chan's publicist and inquire about why this hasn't happened yet.

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

The question of course becomes, would it be a cool enough idea for you to watch a Jackie Chan movie???

Jackie Chan on roller skates vs a skateboard gang, and during the fight, a massive, mechanized gumball machine is damages and starts spraying gumballs in every conceivable direction at varying speeds.

[quezz.livejournal.com]

Sure I'd watch that.

As long as Yuen Biao was the guy on the skateboard. I'm easy that way. :)