Speaking of flavors

I sincerely suggest you do NOT read this while eating anything. Nothing. In fact, if you're trying to diet and need some incentive not to eat? Refer back to this...

http://www.alternet.org/workplace/142237/the_fast_food_industry%27s_7_most_heinous_concoctions_/?page=entire

(#1 just floored me. I thought deep-fried pizza slices were bad but that... OH EM GEE.)

Speaking of flavors

I sincerely suggest you do NOT read this while eating anything. Nothing. In fact, if you're trying to diet and need some incentive not to eat? Refer back to this...

http://www.alternet.org/workplace/142237/the_fast_food_industry%27s_7_most_heinous_concoctions_/?page=entire

(#1 just floored me. I thought deep-fried pizza slices were bad but that... OH EM GEE.)

Game geekery, and snark

To get this joke it is really only necessary to know that people create visualizations of their World of Warcraft characters that are a lot more... fanciful than the graphics provided by the game.

Dramatis personae:
"Ellyanna" - a female priest played by a woman who likes to make risque' jokes on chat
"Snique" (aka Snique E Bastid) - me, in my snarky mode

Ellyanna posts her new avatar image, thus:


Dear Ellyanna

I think you have hitched your belt up a little bit too high in that picture and I worry that it may have affected your torso. Also, traditionally, a belt is used to hold in place a pair of pants or similar clothing item. Using it alone is certainly a daring fashion statement, particularly given the gravity-defying aspects of your physique, but I worry about what will happen when you take it off for your "Discipline."

Yours in fashion,
Snique

Game geekery, and snark

To get this joke it is really only necessary to know that people create visualizations of their World of Warcraft characters that are a lot more... fanciful than the graphics provided by the game.

Dramatis personae:
"Ellyanna" - a female priest played by a woman who likes to make risque' jokes on chat
"Snique" (aka Snique E Bastid) - me, in my snarky mode

Ellyanna posts her new avatar image, thus:


Dear Ellyanna

I think you have hitched your belt up a little bit too high in that picture and I worry that it may have affected your torso. Also, traditionally, a belt is used to hold in place a pair of pants or similar clothing item. Using it alone is certainly a daring fashion statement, particularly given the gravity-defying aspects of your physique, but I worry about what will happen when you take it off for your "Discipline."

Yours in fashion,
Snique