If I had a super power...

[drwex]

...it would be "Ensure that no moron ever has power over any aspect of my life ever again thank you."

Now _that's_ a super power worth having. Instead we have conversations like this:

Me: Can you help me with $PROBLEM?
Bureaucrat: Why didn't you $ACTION?
Me: Because I'm exempt.
Bureaucrat: Nobody is exempt!
Me: Well, I have $CONDITION1 and $CONDITION2.
Bureaucrat: Oh, in that case you're exempt.

Several seconds of silence while I stifle a number of biting and utterly unhelpful comebacks.
Me: Yes.

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[sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com]

Sorry hon. And if you do get that superpower you will be increadibly formidable cause if you can weild it at our own "government" who has power over you.....