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drwexHer: Do you want a protein smoothie for breakfast?
Me: Only if it happens quickly; otherwise, I'll get myself some cereal.
Her: *goes to make smoothie*
...
Her: It's done! Was that fast enough?
Me: I'm not drinking it yet.
Her: Humph!
Me: Well, there are lots of smoothies in the world that are 'done' right now.
Her: HUMPH! Oh, really now?
Me: I LUUUUUUUV YOOOOO!
Her: Geek. *laughs, brings smoothie*
Me: Oh look! It's our marriage "Get out of Jail Free" card.
Me: Only if it happens quickly; otherwise, I'll get myself some cereal.
Her: *goes to make smoothie*
...
Her: It's done! Was that fast enough?
Me: I'm not drinking it yet.
Her: Humph!
Me: Well, there are lots of smoothies in the world that are 'done' right now.
Her: HUMPH! Oh, really now?
Me: I LUUUUUUUV YOOOOO!
Her: Geek. *laughs, brings smoothie*
Me: Oh look! It's our marriage "Get out of Jail Free" card.
