My brain is a weird place

[drwex]

There are lots of trees around our house. I like this. A down side to this is that the trees near our bedroom window seem to be home to quite a number of enthusiastic songbirds who feel compelled to LOUDLY announce themselves.

So this AM when I was awoken again and dragged myself out of bed a bit before 5AM to close the windows what I really wanted to say was (vampire voice) "Children of the night... SHUT UP!" What came out was "I recognize the genetic imperative of procreation and the associated requirement to display one's virility by the strength of song produced. But, dear gods, do you have to do it at five in the morning?"

And thank you to Wifey who let me sleep in when I managed to pass out again.