Then, for fun, move every single piece of (heavy!) furniture in the bedroom. Grunt a lot - you know, manly like. Survive without so much as a scratch or bruise.
Sunday: do laundry. Break a fingernail.
I'm certain the god(dess) of fingernails is laughing at me just about now.
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In comics today: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1197
This amused me because I named both my MS thesis and the PhD. The MS was called "Modred" - as in 'that bastard' - and the PhD was Grendel, the monster that must be slain.
Those were the top-level directory names on my workstations for those projects and at a certain point in the process no one was allowed to say "thesis" or "dissertation" to me. They had to be referred to by their proper names.