I sort of figured something like this had to exist

[drwex]

... somewhere.

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

I leave the jokes about units of measurement to my esteemed readership.

Comments

[davidfcooper.livejournal.com]

But it doesn't measure girth!

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

And how, pray tell, would you recommend it do so?

[coraline]

i love that it assumes a gay audience (or maybe they're talking about non-bio appendages, but somehow i doubt it).

("is it smaller or larger than my mate's?")

[sandhawke.livejournal.com]

I think they mean it in the British sense, sorry.

[coraline]

....damn. they're european, so you're probably right.

i liked my idea better! (but i should have caught that...)

[ringrose.livejournal.com]

You might want to add a "nsfw" somewhere in your post.

Really?

[drwex]

It's a banana. Had there been any actual anatomy involved I would have, but does a picture of a banana offend?

Re: Really?

[ringrose.livejournal.com]

It's not the picture, so much as the purpose of the object.

Your journal, your call in the end.

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

Huh, it only measures up to 25cm?

(The phrase "click to enlarge" has rarely been so fraught...)

[c1.livejournal.com]

(The phrase "click to enlarge" has rarely been so fraught...)
My monitor was thrilled that I wasn't drinking anything just now.

[bluegargantua]

Oh I use the metric system!

IN MY--oh wait, no, no I don't, I use the Imperial system.

Oh I can convert meters to rods

IN MY PANTS!
Tom

[c1.livejournal.com]

So many missed opportunities, if only they'd used imperial measurements:
Like for the BDSM crowd, how's about ones that measure in chains or shackles?
Or one could calibrate it in poles (same as rods).
I don't know why you'd use one of these for takin' care of business on your own, but hands could also work.

[intuition-ist.livejournal.com]

heh. :>

i always thought "big enough" or "not big enough" was a good-enough measure...