My children, let me show you them

[drwex]

L inquires of K, "Are we going to go outside and play the animal game?"
Me: The animal game?
L: We can be any animal we've seen; I'm a baboon.
Me: Why does the animal game involve lots of Nerf weaponry?
L: I'm an army baboon.
Me: Oh?
L: With a fully auto rocket launcher, a flaming grenade launcher, plastic explosives, spare ammo packs..."
Me: Of course
L: And electrified armor!

(at this point I'm laughing so hard I have to put my head down on my desk. Fortunately, L was quite happy to repeat the list while I wrote it down.)

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[srakkt.livejournal.com]

There are quite a few heavily-armed babboons over here, as it happens. :D