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[drwex]

http://boingboing.net/2014/09/27/john-oliver-vs-miss-america.html

John Oliver versus Miss America. I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.

"Donald Trump: a clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy."

Comments

[eccentrific.livejournal.com]

What, no swimsuits at the end there??? They totally should have for a fair comparison.

[frobzwiththingz.livejournal.com]

That totally made my internet day. Thanks!

[drwex]

You're welcome. I wasn't aware you were still on LJ let alone reading mine. It's been forever since we've seen you - hope you can make some of the parties this year.

[c1.livejournal.com]

I think The Donald nailed it: is there a female TV personality who got her job strictly on the merits of what's between her ears, and not just what's under them? Miss America is just the obvious target.

/cynicism

[chienne-folle.livejournal.com]

I didn't actually find it all that funny, but I was impressed at how thoroughly he dismantled their claim to spend $45 million on scholarships for women.

The program on Scottish independence, on the other hand, I thought was really funny. I may be a little too close to the woman question to have enough of a sense of humor about it...

You had me at

[vibrantabyss.livejournal.com]

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