How do I love my children?
Jun. 29th, 2018 11:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
drwexLet me count this way...
Me, texting with Thing 1: Negotiate with your sibling over the dishes. I want them done before the parents get home.
Thing 1: Potassium
*long pause*
Me: Potassium oxide
Me, texting with Thing 1: Negotiate with your sibling over the dishes. I want them done before the parents get home.
Thing 1: Potassium
*long pause*
Me: Potassium oxide
Prize for good behavior:
Date: 2018-06-30 03:17 pm (UTC)