Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed To Do

[drwex]

I'm only going to say two things:

1. do NOT - under ANY circumstances - be drinking any liquids while reading this. Not even if you're a professional.

2. "...a whole, frozen squid. And sprinkles."

http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/09/cephalopod-surprise/

Comments

[sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com]

My ex Chris (who was in the military) would have loved this. Maybe I need to send him this link.

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

PIE DOESN’T HAVE TENTACLES!

The commander obviously doesn't watch enough anime.

[tisana.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Good response.

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

Hey, if there's one thing you learn watching anime, it's that anything might have tentacles.

[unseelie.livejournal.com]

http://bigamericanparty.com/images/squidpie.gif

[unseelie.livejournal.com]

http://pics.livejournal.com/unseelie/pic/0000xy5p/g32

[keyne.livejournal.com]

I sent that to my dad (a 22-year veteran — two Army, 20 Air Force) yesterday. He responded that "the 'surprise' is funny, but skippy's '213 things' list is even funnier, even though i know it only applies to today's army. in my day we would NEVER even considered such!"

[slfisher.livejournal.com]

"Thawing."