Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed To Do

[drwex]

I'm only going to say two things:

1. do NOT - under ANY circumstances - be drinking any liquids while reading this. Not even if you're a professional.

2. "...a whole, frozen squid. And sprinkles."

http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/09/cephalopod-surprise/

Comments

[keyne.livejournal.com]

I sent that to my dad (a 22-year veteran — two Army, 20 Air Force) yesterday. He responded that "the 'surprise' is funny, but skippy's '213 things' list is even funnier, even though i know it only applies to today's army. in my day we would NEVER even considered such!"