More childish ranting

[drwex]

Dear Food Vendors

Under no circumstances should an object sold as "salad" have more grease on it than a stack of pizzas.

Also, while I'm on the topic, a chopped up quarter head of iceberg lettuce drenched in the aforementioned grease and lightly decorated with one small wedge of tomato, two olives, and 4 CC of chopped onions is NOT under any reasonable definition a 'salad.'

No love,
Me

(Seriously, folks, I could've lubed the entire chassis of a small passenger car with this lake of grease.)
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And while I'm feeling childish, let me pass this advisory on to random writers of business emails:

If you are going to address what ought to be professional correspondence to me then why on earth do you - who do not know me at all - feel comfortable addressing the correspondence to a common misspelling of my first name, without even a vague attempt at an honorific? I feel completely justified in responding to you with a misspelling of YOUR first name.

Or at least my inner five-year-old feels that way.

Comments

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the Bud Light commercial:
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
A culinary invention that baffles the human mind,
a twelve thousand calorie salad.
Ground beef, refried beans, guacamole,
cheese, sour cream and, if there is any room left,
a few shreads of lettuce.
Some may ask, is your Taco Salad Healthy?
Of course it is, it's a salad isn't it?
So crack open an ice cold budlight, conquistador of the calorie.
You put the feast in fiesta.

[chienne-folle.livejournal.com]

It's scary that you know this.

Just sayin'. :-)

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

Don't get me started on "No Sex in the Champagne Room"

Apparently I should watch more TV

[drwex]

'cause I'm missing something here.